|—||after an HOUR on OkCupid, 61 notifications (one of them being THIS)|
|—||Is this a game of Mad Libs? Submitted by K.|
I can’t say we share the same specific interests, but I admire your passion. I’m a bit too far to flirt, so I’ll just leave it awkward.
I prefer being awkward in person, that way I can slow robot dance the hell out of there.
Just imagine me doing that right now.
“My family lives near [city]. Whenever I get to town I hang at the occult book store up north. It would be nice to talk to more like minded artistic people with a grasp of what a sense of humor is.”
“hey there how u doin i was just browsing and saw ur page here so thought id say hi u seem cool and ur cute mabe we can chat some time or somthin any way shoot me a message if u feel like it thax u muwaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Good job you won.. After taking a look at your profile.. you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better..
I like long walks on the beach, wrestling alligators under water and for fun I like to go out dancing, listening to the rhythm of our heartbeats and enjoying the music our body makes..
But seriously you seem like a sweet girl and i feel like there’s more to you than just a pretty face. We should be friends :)
Submitted by E.