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P.S. (and not to be weird/creepy) but you have a very warm smile; bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth.

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—	after an HOUR on OkCupid, 61 notifications (one of them being THIS)

You are so cute I want to swim in jello on the galapagos islands with Oprah, Lady Gaga, and Darth Vader, you should join me next tuesday. Just be sure to bring some gummi bears and alcohol.

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—	Is this a game of Mad Libs? Submitted by K.

I can’t say we share the same specific interests, but I admire your passion. I’m a bit too far to flirt, so I’ll just leave it awkward.

I prefer being awkward in person, that way I can slow robot dance the hell out of there.

Just imagine me doing that right now.

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—	Submission.

I’m looking for someone with a bit more of a grasp on *reality*.

“My family lives near [city]. Whenever I get to town I hang at the occult book store up north. It would be nice to talk to more like minded artistic people with a grasp of what a sense of humor is.”

“hey there how u doin i was just browsing and saw ur page here so thought id say hi u seem cool and ur cute mabe we can chat some time or somthin any way shoot me a message if u feel like it thax u muwaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Ding, ding, ding…!

Good job you won.. After taking a look at your profile.. you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better..

I like long walks on the beach, wrestling alligators under water and for fun I like to go out dancing, listening to the rhythm of our heartbeats and enjoying the music our body makes..

But seriously you seem like a sweet girl and i feel like there’s more to you than just a pretty face. We should be friends :)

Submitted by E.